Wednesday, February 6, 2008

a lesson

A joke to brighten up yr day! A married couple, in their early 60's, was celebrating their 44thwedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.She said: 'For being such an exemplary married couple and especially atthis time, I will grant you each a wish.' 'Oh', said the wife, 'I want to travel around the World with my darlinghusband'. The fairy waved her magic wand ; and- poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and TenThousandDollars appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a minute and said:'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this willnever come again. So I'm going with my mind and not my Heart '.' I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger thanme.'The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed. But a wish is awish. So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and - Poof! - the husband became 92 years old. The Moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember;Fairies are Female.

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